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Barry Berwick

I need ur help. Been arrested for murder in Belarus. People reckon u get people off. Family got money. They'll pay anything.

SH

You think money interests me?

John Watson

YES!

SH

I've never been to Belarus. I'll contact the British ambassador and get your details.

Anonymous

Did you get my email?

SH

Yes. And we've deciphered your first message. Terrifying.

Anonymous

I do hope that's not sarcasm.

SH

Oh, of course it isn't. If anyone wants to decipher this idiot's second messages, go to the Hidden Messages page.

Anonymous

Not going to do it yourself?

Anonymous

Looks like I'll have to get your attention a different way.

SH

As per John's suggestion on his blog at www.johnwatsonblog.co.uk, I'm about to embark on a James Bond 'watch'

SH

Oh, this is ridiculous

SH

Preposterous

theimprobableone

I prefer citizen kane that's a proper film

SH

Actually, I'm starting to get into this. It's quite exciting!

John Watson

You' d enjoy it a bit more if you gave it your full attention.

SH

Bless you, John, but I don't think it needs that.

theimprobableone

your new flatmate sounds stupid you need someone who can match your intellect.

John Watson

Why don't you come pay us a visit? I'd love to meet you.

SH

I would kill every one of you for a cigarette.

John Watson

Maybe do some housework. That might take your mind off it. It certainly wouldn' t do the flat any harm.

SH

Get Mrs Hudson to do it. She likes looking after us.

John Watson

You ask her then.

SH

You could always do it.

John Watson

Chicken.

SH

We're out of milk.

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