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SH

WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG!

G Lestrade

THEN HELP US! PEOPLE ARE DYING, SHERLOCK

Molly Hooper

Hi Sherlock. I was wondering if you were coming into the hospital again at some point as I've found a tie and I think it might be yours. Its like the sort of tie you might wear so I don't know if you left it here last time you visited.

SH

'It's' not 'Its'. No, it's not mine.

Molly Hooper

Oh right. Okay. Sorry to have bothered you. X

T Thompson

Mutual friend suggested you. All a bit hush-hush. Need help with missing cat.

SH

I'll call you.

T Thompson

How do you know who I am?

SH

There are over one hundred T Thompsons in the London area. Nobody would just contact me about a missing cat because they'd know it was beneath me. So it's something else. The cat is just part of the mystery. Why not even indicate what the real problem is? Because you're afraid of public scandal? Meaning you're a public figure. As far as I know, there are two well-known T Thompsons. One of them is a boxer - aka The Major. I've dabbled in that field. Our mutual friend will have your number.

Anoynymous

One day we will meet.

SH

Oh, that's lame

Anonymous

You don't know who I am.

SH

No but you're using phrases like 'one day we will meet'. If you're going to stalk me or threaten me or whatever it is, at least use your imagination.

G Lestrade

I've tried your mobile, your email and I've been round to your flat. There's been another one.

SH

Busy.

theimprobableone

mr holmes there is a spare room in my flat if you would like it

SH

Got somewhere, thanks.

theimprobableone

its yours if you want it

theimprobableone

if you ever wanted to meet for a drink that would be fun

SH

Do not send post to my Montague Street address. Disagreement with landlord. No longer there. New address to follow.

Mike Stamford

Thought you said you didn't have anywhere yet?

SH

No. That's why I said new address to follow.

Mike Stamford

Oh yeah, sorry!